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National Margarita Day

Are you looking for a reason to have a drink today? Help celebrate National Margarita Day by kicking back one of these highly intoxicating drinks frozen or “on the rocks.” Give it extra flavor by adding strawberries or other flavored … Continue reading

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Nevada Earthquake

This morning the ground shook in Nevada. The U.S. Geological Survey said an earthquake registered a preliminary 6.3 on the Richter scale and took place at 6:16 AM. The quake was centered in a sparsely populated area near the Nevada- … Continue reading

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Spy Satellite Shoot Down Delayed

The Spy satellite that was scheduled to be shot down today has been delayed due to bad weather. A Pentagon official said that the high seas are currently an obstacle in the north Pacific where Navy Ships were to shoot … Continue reading

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Snake Fish Invades Britain

There is a bit of bad news for Britons, a fish deadlier than the piranha has been caught on British shores for the first time. The Snakefish eats just about anything and can live for up to four days on … Continue reading

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Jessica Baty – NIU Shooter’s Girlfriend

In an attack that is still largely misunderstood, Jessica Baty, Steven Kazmierczak’s former girlfriend can offer little explanation of why Steven opened fire at a lecture hall at Northern Illinois University. Jessica said that Steven had recently stopped taking his … Continue reading

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Zednik Video

Here is the Zednick Video from YouTube. It shows how Richard Zednik got his neck cut.

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“Yes We Can” – Black Eyed Peas Featuring Barack Obama

Here is “Yes We Can” by the Black Eyed Peas featuring Presidential candidate Barack Obama.

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Wing Bowl

It is time once again for the prestigious Wing Bowl. This isn’t just any eatin’ contest, but a competition that pits human against human in a non-stop conflagration of wing eating. Johnny Goodtimes says he’s about to go to the … Continue reading

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